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Unfunny Jokes
A conjecture both deep and profound
  Is whether a circle is round.
In a paper of Erdős
Written in Kurdish
A counterexample is found.           
Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg says "No, but I know where I am."

A mathematician is a machine for turning coffee into theorems.
-Paul Erdös

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them, they translate it into their own language, and forthwith it means something entirely different
Teacher: Are you good at math ?
Pupil: Yes and no
Teacher: What do you mean ?
Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math !


Anonymous said...

the last one is my favorite...lol