Unfunny Jokes

A conjecture both deep and profound

  Is whether a circle is round.

In a paper of Erdős

Written in Kurdish

A counterexample is found.           

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Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg says "No, but I know where I am."
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