Unfunny Jokes

A conjecture both deep and profound

  Is whether a circle is round.

In a paper of Erdős

Written in Kurdish

A counterexample is found.           

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Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg says "No, but I know where I am."
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A mathematician is a machine for turning coffee into theorems.

-Paul Erdös

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Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them, they translate it into their own language, and forthwith it means something entirely different

-Goeth

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Teacher: Are you good at math ?
Pupil: Yes and no
Teacher: What do you mean ?
Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math !